When the monitor has jokes

Anybody else have a telemetry monitor that waits until you sip coffee to serenade you with 12 alarms and one PVC? At 3:07 a.m., the BP cuff on bed 5 ran three error cycles in a row like it was testing my own rate control. What’s your funniest monitor prank while you’re trying to keep everyone’s rhythm — and your own — in sinus?

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